Kelly Osbourne's Journal

Time:	5:21 am.
Mood:	bitchy.
Music:	LYKE OHMYGAWD KELLY CLARKSON!.

Lookie..Christmas came early for everyone

Kelly Clarkson - *Hands you some duct tape* Please, tape your mouth shut. Save me from the misery of pointing a gun at my head and shooting myself. Im too young to die.

Britney Spears - *Hands you a 500 dollar certificate to Jet Rag* Because youve been so nice to me.

Christina Aguilera - *hands you the same present I gave britney*

JC Chasez - *hands you the same present only with the Gap*

Wade Robson - *hands you a key to my house and bedroom* kthnx.

Aaron Carter - Happy birthday *hands you as tonka truck*

Avril Lavigne - Hi! *hands you the same gift before, but for hot topic*

Justin Timberlake - *Gives you luck* You'll need it.

I have disabled comments cause um hi, these are just gifts.

Time:

10:53 pm.

Can I be an adopted mousey? please?

Christina Aguilera. I want to make a pack with you. I want to get to know you better, but please show me how to be dirrty so I can be sexier than britney *smirks*

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